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short blue homecoming dresses

? ? ? ? NOON GBEDU DON LAND ? ? ? ?
? ? ? ? ? OYA MAKE UNA LAFF ? ? ? ? ? ?
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
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[1] Yesterday i took my last kobo to Mr biggs where i ordered chicken and chips ? ?
as i was about to eat it an ugly man opposite me started Vomiting on the table splashing his vomit on my food
till now people are still Holding fight o what nonsense ? ? ?
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[2] Why is it dat Girls with tight v don't ask for money afta sex...Its all these boreholes DAT keeps disturbing pesin for money, sista I can't pay u o ,,coz e Jus b Like say na water I dey fetch all this while ......ayele o..ibosibooo ? ? ?
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[3] A an handed 5million cheque to me with his left hand Am a honourable man that don't tolerate nonsense why is it that people don't do the right thing as far as am concerned i collected the money and put it on my left pocket what do u expect short blue homecoming dresses ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
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[4] When a girl is about to sleep she thinks about the man of her life
But when a man is about to sleep u will see slide show Gallery of all d girls on his Facebook account
Lemme not talk sha.......ah no follow ? ? ? ?
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[5] U pay bride price of a virgin and find out that u just married a borehole ? ? ? Ur papa must gimme back my money yo...I wee nor gree ? ? ? ? ?
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[6] Income and expenditure of a LADY'S wear ? ?
Gucci cap - 15k
Gucci eye glass - 12k
Golden earring - 30k
Necklace - 10k
Rollex wrist watch - 70k
Versace top - 25k
Abortion belt - 7k
Crazy jean (fila) - 50k
Iphone 8- 750k
Nike slippers - 45k
And ur Salary is 50k......Ahhh ? ?
And u still go to pastor for prayer of miracle aunty aren't u performing signs and Wonders urself... sista u wee nor make heaven ? ? ? ? ?
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[7] I told my friend to borrow me 50k . He said he don't have and he went nd bought iphone 8 the next day..now he is saying i shujoin him and celebrate ? my mind is just telling me to push him inside this hell fire ? ? ?
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[8] Is only in Nigeria that u will see a person named Prince working as a security officer in the palace . Bros i don tire ? ? ?
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[9] Is only in Nigeria u see someone named Wisdom repeating Jss2 three times..ah jus weak ? ? ? ?
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[10] Yoruba pipo with their indirect insult.. ? ?
How can you say short people can hear ancestors gossiping underground...why ? ?
Am not the one that said it o ? ? ? ?
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[11] My Neighbours Generator Has Been ON Since 5pm
Yesterday evening and it is still ON now. Petrol is 145
naira per litre... please EFCC I have BLOWN MY WHISTLE O!
? ? ? ? ? ?
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[12] Falling In Love With A Skinny Lady Is Adorable And Amazing, Because Whenever You Get Bored You Start
Counting Her Ribs And Measure Her Spinal cord... ? ? ? ?
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[13] Dream owning a car and u'll wake up owning
nothing,
dream u found money and u'll wake up broke, but try to
dream urinating somewhere and that's when u'll
realise
dreams do come true...na lie I talk? ? ?
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[14] I hate when someone dies and some people say *oh
my
God, no be him suppose die oo! . . .My question is " ABEG
WHO SUPPOSE DIE"????
? ? ? ?
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[15] Stupidity is when you have a LAND Rover + LAND cruiser
and you still have a LAND lord.. .U deserve to be
LANDED a
dirty slap by an Army who just LANDED from War...
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[16] Qualities that a woman looks for in a man *(1)brave (2)intelligent (3)gentle (4)polite (5)emotional (6)nice
(7)innovative (8) successful.......* put all de first letters
together and send me what you got..... ? ? ? ? ? ?
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[17] When ur boyfriend call you OLORI and you call him
BOO,,,,, but if person call you OLORIBOO!,,, why u cum dey
para??? ? ? ? ?
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[18] A day to your wedding, Dangote asks you to stop d
planned wedding and marry his daughter or son with a sum of 500
billion dollars...wat will you do????? As for me,is not dat i like
money; Is just dat I love respecting elders.
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[19] What will you do if you pay a lecturer 2 million
naira just
to pass his courses and the lecturer dies the next day.
? ? Me Everyone in his family must die oo ? ? ? ?
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[20] EYE YAM
STEW
PEED
Say it louder nd faster 2 urself. ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
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[21] Watching NTA news sometimes can be very interesting.
There was a story about a guy who raped a goat and
when
it was time to show the goat, they blurred the goat's
face
making me wonder whether the goat was under age or a
celebrity!!
? ? ? ?
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[22] If you see the Phone Lock Pattern some girls use in
unlocking there Android Phones you will think Vectors &
Trigonometry is their favourite Mathematics topic.
Whereas
ordinary Perimeter of a Square they can't calculate. ? ? ?
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[23] Naija_Girls will visit u with Handbag full of everything
but, won't have T-fare. But why? ? ? ? ?
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[24] Come o...me av neva an seen igboman selling suya since ah was born....
abi GAIN no dey for suya?. ? ?
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[25] Fat Girls Are Usually Shy To Hang Their Panties Outside
Because It Looks Like Raincoat..ewoo!! ? ? ? ?
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[26] Some girls will be snoring like dragon while
sleeping but
when they wake up they will rush to Facebook and
post:
"Wow! can't believe i slept like a baby".Indeed, baby
dragon ? ? ? ?
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[27] Niggas above 30 with no beards, should better start wearing Bra and panties and start seeing their periods ? ? ?
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[28] Finally, i smoked weed for the first time this morning
and
nothing happened too me.. just wanna wish you guys Merry Christmas! As we are leaving 2018 to 2015 we shall see 2009.. ? ?
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TAINK U ? ? ? ? ?
<b> After reading this comedy... U still no laugh ..I cannot goan kill myself after all no one can make a goat laugh ? ...If ya not a goat ..jejely drop ya comment nd like ? ?
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Tell me oo..Which Number Totori u pass ni?? ? ?